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I once read somewhere (regarding the famous myth that Cleopatra dissolved a pearl in wine and drank it to prove a point) that 'pearls don't dissolve in wine, and anything they do dissolve in, you wouldn't want to drink'. So I'm curious - what will a pearl dissolve in?
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Serious guess? Soda or vinegar.Mister_Sinister wrote:I once read somewhere (regarding the famous myth that Cleopatra dissolved a pearl in wine and drank it to prove a point) that 'pearls don't dissolve in wine, and anything they do dissolve in, you wouldn't want to drink'. So I'm curious - what will a pearl dissolve in?
Pearls are calcium carbonate. Calcium carbonate isn't especially soluble in water (especially not as a pearl), but it will both react with and dissolve in acids. Especially phosphoric acid, which is in many sodas. Neither soda nor calcium carbonate nor its products are particularly toxic, either, so... bottoms up.
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Because most people don't understand how computers work?Parthenon wrote: On a similar note, a few times on the internet I've seen websites, often for writers, have a warning thatI'm always highly amused because they've just said that no part of the website can be copied for private use, but every single time you look at a website you make a copy of it at the least in RAM on your computer, and often in your temporary internet files.No part of any of the material on this web-site may be reproduced by any mechanical, photographic, or electronic process, or in the form of a photographic recording, nor may it be stored in a retrieval system, transmitted or otherwise copied for private, public or commercial use, reposted, disclosed, or redistributed, without prior written permission from the author or copyright holder(s).
Why do people copy and paste this warning when it doesn't mean anything and following what it says means you can't actually look at the website?
I don't remember the specifics, but I thought congress did something similar (or attempted to) to protect copyrights. It was something to the effect of them wanting to get rid of caching or something equally retarded.
yeah it was good when WotC tried something similar with DDi, and the programmers said that you dont have a copy on your computer when you view a website. in order to READ or VIEW a website you must have a personal copy, that the server outputs to you, and with windows especially there is ALWAYS a cache even when no-cache is used. that is how you can view the page source with just about every browser.RobbyPants wrote:Because most people don't understand how computers work?Parthenon wrote: On a similar note, a few times on the internet I've seen websites, often for writers, have a warning thatI'm always highly amused because they've just said that no part of the website can be copied for private use, but every single time you look at a website you make a copy of it at the least in RAM on your computer, and often in your temporary internet files.No part of any of the material on this web-site may be reproduced by any mechanical, photographic, or electronic process, or in the form of a photographic recording, nor may it be stored in a retrieval system, transmitted or otherwise copied for private, public or commercial use, reposted, disclosed, or redistributed, without prior written permission from the author or copyright holder(s).
Why do people copy and paste this warning when it doesn't mean anything and following what it says means you can't actually look at the website?
I don't remember the specifics, but I thought congress did something similar (or attempted to) to protect copyrights. It was something to the effect of them wanting to get rid of caching or something equally retarded.
congress definitely doesnt understand how computers work.
Play the game, not the rules.
good read (Note to self Maxus sucks a barrel of cocks.)
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You're probably thinking of the "transient copy" arguements on DVRs. Look for "Cablevision DVR", because the case had a hojillion plaintiffs.RobbyPants wrote:
I don't remember the specifics, but I thought congress did something similar (or attempted to) to protect copyrights. It was something to the effect of them wanting to get rid of caching or something equally retarded.
It's a fairly old principle though, which was established at least by the '70s when radio operators needed licenses to make "ephemeral copies".
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1) All the doctors out there: How much do you learn about teeth and dental stuff in general by going through medical school (not specifically training to be a dentist)?
2) To everyone who can answer: I'm doing some brainstorming on a setting. Assuming a roughly Ancient Roman (circa Marian Reforms) tech-level, how many people does it take to support a full-time soldier (or put another way, what percentage of a population at this time could realistically be full-time soldiers)? Also, while I know Rome was BigMcFuckingLargeHuge at one point, what was a more 'typical' city size at around that time?
1) All the doctors out there: How much do you learn about teeth and dental stuff in general by going through medical school (not specifically training to be a dentist)?
2) To everyone who can answer: I'm doing some brainstorming on a setting. Assuming a roughly Ancient Roman (circa Marian Reforms) tech-level, how many people does it take to support a full-time soldier (or put another way, what percentage of a population at this time could realistically be full-time soldiers)? Also, while I know Rome was BigMcFuckingLargeHuge at one point, what was a more 'typical' city size at around that time?
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DSM wrote:Apparently, The GM's Going To Punch You in Your Goddamned Face edition of D&D is getting more traction than I expected. Well, it beats playing 4th. Probably 5th, too.
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Rome really is ridiculously BigMcFuckingLargeHuge.MisterSinister wrote:Also, while I know Rome was BigMcFuckingLargeHuge at one point, what was a more 'typical' city size at around that time?
Your typical big cities number in the tens of thousands. There are enough of these that people who don't do a lot of travelling probably only know the names of the closest 2-3, and if you mention one far enough away to the average person you can still get blank looks. Then you have the really big cities like Greece's Athens/Attica, which hit the hundreds of thousands, and you have to go really, really far away to find someone who doesn't know what you're talking about when you mention their name. They are world-shapers in and of themself. Then you have Rome, which is just goddamn ridiculous.
The militarization rate is not a simple thing to measure because it's not static. There's probably some number which is the 'sustainable militarization rate' where everything balances out, but it doesn't matter because nobody sticks to it when the shit hits the fan. If you need the soldiers, you take the hit to your economy and population to field more soldiers.MisterSinister wrote:To everyone who can answer: I'm doing some brainstorming on a setting. Assuming a roughly Ancient Roman (circa Marian Reforms) tech-level, how many people does it take to support a full-time soldier (or put another way, what percentage of a population at this time could realistically be full-time soldiers)?
I couldn't tell you what the typical rates were, but it was more of an economic thing than a population thing.
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Pre Marian reforms, you're still mainly looking at citizen soldiery. Soldiers had to pay their own way, supplying their own arms and armour. During the battles of the previous generation, you see reports of soldiers in it for the loot. Post Marian, the wage is 225 Denarii which I believe is around the same as the average labourer. Ostensibly, they could field enormous armies, I believe there were 28 legions of around 3000 each. They would have a pension and land granted by their general following service. The main problem the Romans had was not getting the cash for an army, but the manpower. Hence the Marian reforms.
That's not really helpful, except to say that manpower is cheap, volunteers are hard to find. Something that would get worse for Rome in the following centuries.
Outside of Rome, I'm unaware of any other professional armies in the same area (Maybe Ptolmaic Egypt?, certainly whoever the eastern power happened to be at the time). So most of those would be citizen soldiers, in the case of the 'barbarians' that would be every able bodied man.
'Normal' cities tended to go from 10000 (small rural city/town) to 100000 for large cities (Large metropolis), including surrounds.
That's not really helpful, except to say that manpower is cheap, volunteers are hard to find. Something that would get worse for Rome in the following centuries.
Outside of Rome, I'm unaware of any other professional armies in the same area (Maybe Ptolmaic Egypt?, certainly whoever the eastern power happened to be at the time). So most of those would be citizen soldiers, in the case of the 'barbarians' that would be every able bodied man.
'Normal' cities tended to go from 10000 (small rural city/town) to 100000 for large cities (Large metropolis), including surrounds.
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So it seems my desktop just crapped out. It loaded up once today, before freezing the windows, beeping, and freezing the curser.
I turned it off at the tower, started it back up, it got stuck on the Windows loading bar screen. I retried several times, safe mode, normal and last known good configuration, all of which resulted in getting stuck with that little green bar going back and forth much longer than normal, leading me to conclude it cannot fully boot.
I have no boot disk for this computer, because the people who bought it had the store set it up and didn't get the disk, for some dumb reason. The last time something like this happened, I borrowed a disk from my friend, which wound up upgrading it to vista. I have no clue whether that'll work again.
Is there some way for me to hook up my netbook to my desktop and run anti-virus programs that way?
Got my friend to bring over a restore disk, it's all good.
I turned it off at the tower, started it back up, it got stuck on the Windows loading bar screen. I retried several times, safe mode, normal and last known good configuration, all of which resulted in getting stuck with that little green bar going back and forth much longer than normal, leading me to conclude it cannot fully boot.
I have no boot disk for this computer, because the people who bought it had the store set it up and didn't get the disk, for some dumb reason. The last time something like this happened, I borrowed a disk from my friend, which wound up upgrading it to vista. I have no clue whether that'll work again.
Is there some way for me to hook up my netbook to my desktop and run anti-virus programs that way?
Got my friend to bring over a restore disk, it's all good.
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Historically, Rome had the ability to yank an ungodly number of soldiers out of nowhere if they were losing badly. During Hannibal's invasion of Italy, they lost 3/4ths of their entire standing army between the battles of Trebia and Trasmane, then proceeded to rebuild their army rapidly, follow him around for a while looking menacing, lose 3/4ths of their completely rebuilt army at Cannae, and then recruited two new legions and invaded Spain.
For reference, they had ~80,000 soldiers at Cannae, and ~40,000 each for the first two major battles.
That's not even the only war that was decided primarily by Rome's seemingly endless supply of young men with more patriotism than survival instinct.
Now, the typical size of the standing army by the imperial period was between 27 and 30 legions consisting of nominally 4,800-5,000 legionaries and some number of auxiliaries, totaling approximately as many auxiliaries as legionaries according to Wikipedia (though presumably some number of them were on bullshit patrol duty instead of with a legion at any given time).
For reference, they had ~80,000 soldiers at Cannae, and ~40,000 each for the first two major battles.
That's not even the only war that was decided primarily by Rome's seemingly endless supply of young men with more patriotism than survival instinct.
Now, the typical size of the standing army by the imperial period was between 27 and 30 legions consisting of nominally 4,800-5,000 legionaries and some number of auxiliaries, totaling approximately as many auxiliaries as legionaries according to Wikipedia (though presumably some number of them were on bullshit patrol duty instead of with a legion at any given time).
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Frank: ENT? Also, isn't ophthalmology to do with eyes? How do teeth come into that?
To all the people responding about Roman legions: Thanks, that was very helpful.
To all the people responding about Roman legions: Thanks, that was very helpful.
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DSM wrote:Apparently, The GM's Going To Punch You in Your Goddamned Face edition of D&D is getting more traction than I expected. Well, it beats playing 4th. Probably 5th, too.
Frank Trollman wrote:Giving someone a mouth full of cock is a standard action.
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Took me a bit too, but ENT is Ear, Nose and Throat.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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As Prak said: Ears, Nose, Throat. In Czech it's ORL.Mister_Sinister wrote:Frank: ENT? Also, isn't ophthalmology to do with eyes? How do teeth come into that?
As for Ophthalmology, yes that's the eyes. The connection goes like this:

See, if you have an abscess growing up from your upper row of teeth, that can invade the orbit of the eye fairly easily. Or to put it another way: feel the top of your canine and the bottom of your eye with two fingers. Now pull those fingers back and look at the distance. Now consider that the supporting structures of the tooth go up while the supporting structures of the eye go down.
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How the hell does the Arc Reactor in Iron Man even theoretically work? It's supposed to be this bright, shiny, clean new energy source, but it's never really explained (because the vast majority of viewers would find that boring).
Is it possible that it uses radioisotope decay in some manner?
Is it possible that it uses radioisotope decay in some manner?
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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I post in this thread for the plot.Cynic wrote:Recent topics in thread.
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Prak Anima wrote:Um, Frank, I believe you're missing the fact that the game is glorified spank material/foreplay.
Frank Trollman wrote:I don't think that is any excuse for a game to have bad mechanics.
I can beat that.
Do vegans spit or swallow?
Do vegans spit or swallow?
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Having dated one, I can say that she swallowed happily. That being said, when we discussed the question further, she told me that she was more of an ethical vegan (i.e. the whole 'ethical treatment of animals' line), and thus, since I wasn't distressed at the time, it was all good.Prak_Anima wrote:I can beat that.
Do vegans spit or swallow?
However, YMMV.
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Kaelik wrote:You are so full of Strawmen that I can only assume you actually shit actual straw.
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Schwarzkopf wrote:The Den, your one-stop shop for in-depth analysis of Dungeons & Dragons and distressingly credible threats of oral rape.
DSM wrote:Apparently, The GM's Going To Punch You in Your Goddamned Face edition of D&D is getting more traction than I expected. Well, it beats playing 4th. Probably 5th, too.
Frank Trollman wrote:Giving someone a mouth full of cock is a standard action.
PoliteNewb wrote:If size means anything, it's what position you have to get in to give a BJ.

This is roughly what I figure, in all seriousness. Still amuses me to ponder, though.Mister_Sinister wrote:Having dated one, I can say that she swallowed happily. That being said, when we discussed the question further, she told me that she was more of an ethical vegan (i.e. the whole 'ethical treatment of animals' line), and thus, since I wasn't distressed at the time, it was all good.Prak_Anima wrote:I can beat that.
Do vegans spit or swallow?
However, YMMV.
...wait, does that mean some vegans would be perfectly fine with animals dosed with happy pills prior to slaughter?
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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To roughly the same extent that you'd be okay with someone doping people then murdering them. There's a consent element to the reasoning, I imagine.Prak_Anima wrote:This is roughly what I figure, in all seriousness. Still amuses me to ponder, though.Mister_Sinister wrote:Having dated one, I can say that she swallowed happily. That being said, when we discussed the question further, she told me that she was more of an ethical vegan (i.e. the whole 'ethical treatment of animals' line), and thus, since I wasn't distressed at the time, it was all good.Prak_Anima wrote:I can beat that.
Do vegans spit or swallow?
However, YMMV.
...wait, does that mean some vegans would be perfectly fine with animals dosed with happy pills prior to slaughter?